I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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