Whod you bang
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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