Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
then he tried to convert me to islam
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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