I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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