Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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