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(418): View more from Quebec

I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate

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(908): View more from New Jersey

..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..

(1-908): View more from New Jersey

yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...

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(540): View more from Virginia

woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

worst lay ever....

(780): View more from Alberta, CA

as long as you cum, there is no bad sex

(403): View more from Alberta, CA

ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement

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(858): View more from California

It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance

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(616): View more from Michigan

You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.

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(951): View more from California

Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening

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