just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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