The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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