Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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