U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
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somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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