So drunk its hurt
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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