let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
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Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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