@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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