are you still at the devil's house?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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