We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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