I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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