they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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