DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
It's shark week go big or go home
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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