..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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