Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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