sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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