Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
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Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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