I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
it was like eating out sand paper
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
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Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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