windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
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the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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