Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
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Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
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he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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