Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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