and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Success! We fucked roommates!
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
