i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
This beer is not sobering me up at all
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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