They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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