I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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