Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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