Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
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I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
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Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Dick very happy bro
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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