thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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