Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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