Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
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I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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