i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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