yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
He felt like a one man threesome
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
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I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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