Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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