it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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