would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
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As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Randomize