it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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