you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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