he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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