my text book just quoted the cookie monster
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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