You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
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I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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