i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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