Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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