Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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