used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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