Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I think i got beer on your cat.
Randomize
