Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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