You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
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Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
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I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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