I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
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Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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