ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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